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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after bins because you'll only end up with a table in your kneecap." I never quite understood his advice until one 16th June, I was gardening with my best friend A Citizen of Tumblr. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was pink and spooky sounds came from deep within. A Citizen of Tumblr saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Donald who always dreamed of becoming the world's best splinter remover. He trained every day for 69 hours in order to beat his rival, The Squashed Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Donald came armed with a cheese grater and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Donald emerged as the pressed victor! His achievement is celebrated every National Splinter Day.

A young woman named Squishy loved making art, and practiced squashing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical squeegees, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Scratlantis, and a portrait of Mycroft Holmes that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby spot for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in squashing to creat

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a wrinkly surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Slimy fish, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Good lord that's moist!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly caught. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 whiskers. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.